Divorce Special

You've dealt with the top, best divorce lawyer and attorneys in Cincinnati, now it's all behind you. What next?

What better way to mark the finalization of a divorce than a ride in a hearse?

We provide the usual cups, ice, cooler and drink umbrellas. In addition to that we will throw in a huge box of tissues so you or your friend can cry us a river. Oh Boo-Frickety-Hoo! Now you're single. Do you think you're the only one to ever go through a divorce? Now it's time for you to buck up and make adversity your friend. Let's go!

For a limited time you can get 5 hours of full limo service for $250 dollars. Imagine the honks and cheers you'll get when folks see you cruising around town with a "JUST DIVORCED" sign on the back of this sweet hearse limo.

Requirements are that the divorce must be final and have happened within the past 90 days. Verification will be provided by a photo copy of the final decree or entry on the Clerk of Courts website. Based on availability, some mileage restrictions may apply. Call or email for more info.